Remember that fabulous amazon supermodel Jerry Hall?
Varla kept a picture of her taped onto the mirror of her vanity all through high school. She just loved her! But who didn't?
I have no photographic proof, but I believe Varla's done a pageant or two.
Varla is from Tay-xas. She knows that her makeup is at times a bit too heavy for daytime. And she knows that sequins are not a requirement at every function. But she doesn't care. She's a heavy-makeup sequin-wearin' kinda gal!
Once or twice, Varla has been likened to a drag queen.
She loves drag queens.
Va-Va-Voom! Girl: "Varla"