Forget global warming.
Like sugary snacks do a chubby kid's teeth, the when-you-care-to-send-the-very-best sweetness of the Jolie-Pitt's is eating away at the ozone layer! I have no scientific proof, but I just know it.
My dreams for ugly Brangelina Twins have been shattered...sigh.
As recently released photos show, they are as gorgeous as the rest of the family.
My ongoing quest to uncover some deep dark secret flaw that will destroy their perfect veneer continues. Bwahahaha!
EXCLUSIVE tour of the Jolie-Pitt's home: