"Nobody Likes a Douche" Gascot Tee Now Available!

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Tuna of the Sky

Tuna of the Sky, acrylic and ink on canvas. 9" x 12"
Available from Latin Pop Shop on Etsy.

My New Year's Resolutions

1) I will stop threatening to fight obnoxious children at check-out lines and restaurants, at least those who look like they might kick my ass.

2) I will be less insensitive, which means I will take up lying.

3) I will stop performing citizen’s arrests on people who wear jeggings/pajama jeans, pajama bottoms or slippers to the store. Instead, I will discreetly report them as shoplifters to security in hopes that they are escorted away for questioning and removed from my sight.

4) I will resist the urge to crash my vehicle into the back of another when I see a religious or political bumper sticker that doesn’t just express a thought or belief but tells me what mine should be.

5) I will be kinder to people with bad hair.

The No-Shame-In-My-Game Chronicles

What to do when the ice maker quits making ice and you're in the midst of preparing your second (maybe third) pitcher of vodka mojitos?

Happy Monday

Tristyen (Mr. T) and I are revolutionizing the modeling industry.
Forget the couture hunch, that is soooo last year! It's all about the nose pick now. Werk!

Patti LaBelle DOES NOT Eat Paper!

A little Fierce for ya on a Tuesday afternoon...

Worst (Or Best) Award Ever

Came across this beauty at an antiques mall.
It brings tears to my eyes.

Elegant And Big Square

WTF-ish product seen over the weekend:



To boot, the product description is not printed on the package but on the panties themselves.
HOT!

Fierce Friday!

Embrace humor.
Don't over think.
Do you.

And speaking of doing "you", here's a bit of fierce fun from the one and only Amanda Lepore to send you off into the weekend:

Latest Huffpost Piece: A Duck Walks Into A Bar...

Read it HERE.

Some Random Notes On Oscar Fashion

Oh Melissa, this doesn't even look like the type of doily grandma used to make. It's the plastic kind bakeries put under cakes and pastries. How many boxes of cannolis did your stylist have to order to put this beauty together?? Ay Maron!


Who brings their chickens to the Oscars?
WTF is she wearing wedgies??


Well, it's official: Sharon Stone is a bird-eating zombie.


During the red carpet show, Nicole said "I love this dress because of its structure. It's really comfortable, even though it doesn't look it."

Oh, Nicole...it looks it.

Decorating WTF's

How does this even happen?
CUI (Crafting Under the Influence)??

Seriously???

I don't even have to say a word because I know you're all thinking it.





Happy Friday!

Get Well Soon, Gabourey Sidibe

Much attention is being paid to Gabourey Sidibe's Elle cover. There is controversy on whether her skin might have been photoshopped to look lighter or not.

Why is everyone ignoring the fact that there is clearly some sort of wild animal gnawing at her head???

Our thoughts are with you, Gabourey. Get well soon!

DIY Fashion: Runway Looks for Less

I might introduce a new segment to my blog.
Segment...as if The Gascot Method were a variety show LOL.

We'll call it:

DIY FASHION
Runway Looks for Less

Our first look will be this lovely ensemble (to impress your friends pronounce: ensemBLAH, strong emphasis on the BLAH!) was plucked from a recent Michael Kors collection (thanks becca!).




You might be looking at this and saying to yourself "I love adding inches and poundage to my hips and thighs, but I'd never be able to afford a skirt like that."
Ok, first of all, quit talking to yourself. It makes your co-workers think you're crazy.
Secondly: YES YOU CAN!

Your fab faux-Kors skirt is waiting for you at your nearest Home Depot!



For a touch of authenticity, I suggest the following footwear:




And don't forget to accessorize!
Stop by Party City on your way home and pick up a bag of these.



Happy Shopping!

I Left My Liver in Mexico

I'm baaaack!
Tony Bennett may have left his heart in San Francisco, but we all left our livers in the Maya Riviera. We arrived home on Sunday morning from a wonderful family (Ron, my aunt and I) vacation to the Maya Riviera (just 20 minutes outside Cancun). We stayed at the wonderful all-inclusive Secrets Silversands Riviera. We loved it there and would return in a heartbeat.


Cocktails NON-STOP!!!



The room and resort grounds were beautiful.












The beach out front was lovely.






The restaurants and nightly shows were great.










I even won a Bocce Ball tournament and got pulled up on stage.



Hair courtesy of Mother Nature and Jose Cuervo:

Did I mention how much we drank???

I am now tanned, relaxed and most importantly recharged with colorful inspiration.
I am ready and eager to get back into the studio!

Maaaaaaaster Art Class

A Snapshot of Christmas Past

My thighs are saying: All the single ladies! All the single ladies!
Santa is saying: Ho Ho Ho! Get this big MF off my lap!

The Freaks

Last night:


This morning:

Things you can't believe your parents didn't know about you.

I don't have to say a single word, do I?