French Luxury

Today I bring you French luxury (made in Canada).
When I saw Pearle (I presume it's pronounced "pearl-ayy"), I simply HAD to try it.
I mean, it's "from the makers of TAME" (pronounced "tame" not "tam-ayy").
What? You've never heard of Tame??
Ok, neither have I.

Yes, ok...I was at the dollar store.

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The Dangers of Glee Karaoke

It all started fairly innocently.


Then...


As the night went on I would not be the only one donning a wig (and 5 inch heels, sadly not pictured).



What? Who's taking these pictures? I am not drunk.





Not drunk, I said.
What's thish wordshhh?

My New Year's Resolutions

1) I will stop threatening to fight obnoxious children at check-out lines and restaurants, at least those who look like they might kick my ass.

2) I will be less insensitive, which means I will take up lying.

3) I will stop performing citizen’s arrests on people who wear jeggings/pajama jeans, pajama bottoms or slippers to the store. Instead, I will discreetly report them as shoplifters to security in hopes that they are escorted away for questioning and removed from my sight.

4) I will resist the urge to crash my vehicle into the back of another when I see a religious or political bumper sticker that doesn’t just express a thought or belief but tells me what mine should be.

5) I will be kinder to people with bad hair.