Monday, July 14, 2008

Something's gotta give!

So I suppose that by now everyone in the planet (except possibly the one remote cannibal pygmy tribe Brangelina hasn't yet shopped for babies at) has received news that their precious twins officially arrived this past weekend at a seaside hospital on the French Riviera.

Congrats Brangelina! I don't want to be the one to bring anyone down on this wonderful event, but allow me to raise my glass hoping at least one of the babies is ugly...for the greater good of the universe. I love you and your perfect United Colors of Benetton Family but surely you must be throwing something cosmic off balance with all of your awesome collective beauty and humanitarian goodness!

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