Wednesday, July 23, 2008

"Curvy girls don't want fins..."

"coming off their butts."
This is what less-orange-this-season Bottom, Michale Kors uttered during Korto's critique on tonight's Project Runway. Korto ran off stage looking like a crying poodle.
I'm not sure where she got that "fins" would convey her African-chic theme, but the result was a mess.

My fave on this week's runway:

Once again, Kenley delivers. Super-chic!
Perhaps not "young" enough for the judges.

This week's winner was Suede, who obnoxiously talks about himself in the third person.
A purse fell out of his mouth tonight while declaring his bisexthuality. The purse was later added to the Bluefly Accessory wall for use in a later challenge.

Apparently guest judge, Natalie Portman is eager to look like a Mummy Ballerina caught in the crossfire.

Tragedy of the Week:

Hi! I charge by the hour and have saggy tits!

Jerell needs to start bringing some fierce fashion if he's gonna keep running his mouth like he's got something to say.

No comments: