"coming off their butts."
This is what less-orange-this-season Bottom, Michale Kors uttered during Korto's critique on tonight's Project Runway. Korto ran off stage looking like a crying poodle.
I'm not sure where she got that "fins" would convey her African-chic theme, but the result was a mess.
My fave on this week's runway:
Once again, Kenley delivers. Super-chic!
Perhaps not "young" enough for the judges.
This week's winner was Suede, who obnoxiously talks about himself in the third person.
A purse fell out of his mouth tonight while declaring his bisexthuality. The purse was later added to the Bluefly Accessory wall for use in a later challenge.
Apparently guest judge, Natalie Portman is eager to look like a Mummy Ballerina caught in the crossfire.
Tragedy of the Week:
Hi! I charge by the hour and have saggy tits!
Jerell needs to start bringing some fierce fashion if he's gonna keep running his mouth like he's got something to say.