Monday, February 1, 2010

Start Your Engines!

Yes, honey! Ms. RuPaul is BACK!

So the first episode of Season 2 aired tonight (as well as the follow up RuPaul's Drag Race: Untucked, which I'm loving and is very MODELS OF THE RUNWAY...HELLO!). I am in GAY heaven!

Random thoughts, Episode One:

Dear Nicole Paige Brooks, I do not know how they do in Atlanta GA today, February 1st 2010, but RuRu and Lady Bunny are both products of your hometown so there is true fabulousity to be had there. PUT SOME GOTDAMNED STOCKINGS ON THEM TWIGGY-ASS LEGS. Be a lady for half a second, Lawd. I am an old fashioned queen. I believe in the Power of Hosiery.

Raven is this years Shannel. I'm not havin the piercings as a girl though.

Cutest Boys: Raven, Sahara and Pandora (yes, adorable geeky-cuteness).

Slap You 'cross Yo Face BEAU-TAY: Tyra Sanchez and Tatianna... followed closely by Raven.

Bitch Just Celebrate Yo Shit and Drop the Negativity: Mystique

Dear Ms. Morgan, There is a fierceness about you, no doubt, but I am still on the fence. Congrats on the costume win, but I will never be a fan of bare midriffs. Not when we're trying to sell WOMAN, honey. You're a boy, with boyish hips and a boyish tummy tum tum. Your face was ON, I'll give you this.

And Ms. Morgan, I was with you when you stepped it up to Mystique. HowsomeEVER, if that bitch puts her weight into it you are bye-bye G-O-N-E. I celebrate your courage.

1 comment:

SaS said...

I'm with ya on Pandora (love her!) and Raven (very on the fence; she's very this year's Shanelle, and I want to adore her, but she always has that damn scowl on her face! Smile damn it!). I really dig Juju Bee, too...

Morgan....not liking her. Attitude is one thing. But she's just so damned bitchy.

I would love to see Lady Bunny as a guest judge. I've loved her since I saw Wigstock on cable back in the 90's. That docu and "Paris Is Burning" started my love of drag. It's an art. That's why I love Ru's show.