I've taken Chewy's suggestion and made myself a hero.
You can too, by visiting The Hero Factory.
I haven't bothered to come up with a name, but I'm some sort of Fashion Angel who flies high above Red Carpet events only to SWOOOP! down upon unsuspecting Fashion Criminals. LOL.
My archenemies include: Bjork and Aretha Franklin.
My catchphrase: Bitch, NO! (while motioning "Stop!" with my right hand)
What's in the shopping bag? A some fashion mags, and Elle Decor and some hair product, I'd imagine.
Crocs are my Kryptonite.